Procrastinate responsibly. Build your empire of high scores while avoiding actual work.
Navigate the volatile market. Avoid the red pipes of churn. Keep your MRR flying high.
Protect the Dodo from DDOS bots. Use the powers of firewall, rate-limiter and auto-healing infra.
Defend DoDo from waves of chargebacks, fraudsters, and downtime bugs. Shoot them down with "2FA", "KYC Lasers" or "PCI Shields".
Guide your Transaction Snake through the payment grid... eat payment apples, dodge fraud voids, and power up with PCI shields to keep your payment flow secure.
Try to process as many customer payments as possible before time runs out. Swipe or tap correct payment types (card, crypto, QR, etc.). Add power-ups like "Instant Settlement" or "Chargeback Shield".
Run, Dodo, Run! Jump over obstacles and dash through the desert in this classic endless runner.
Trade fair. Fly fast. Dodge fraud. Pilot through the Payment Galaxy. Blast chargebacks, secure tokens, and keep your integration uptime high.
Contribute to the madness. Vibe-code with us on Discord. Fully open-source.